Harry has decided to tie-the-knot, and because we think that he is a top bloke, we might see if we can get an invite to his stag do, or even better, be his Best Man (If 'Wil' is working on the day of the stag do, flying for HEMs).
If we are picked to be his best man, then we have decided on the following
itinerary (subject to change and confirmation):
Muster at 12:00 outside Buckingham Palace. Dress code will be Toga themed. We might grab a bite to eat from a local PFC Chicken 'eatery' before downing some shots.
At 14:00 we will endeavour to have a session of Paintball in the grounds of Buckingham Palace, but this might not be guaranteed (depending on whether or not the Corgi's are going to be using the Grounds). Rig will be Desert Camo.
At 18:00 we will have a Curry. We are also hoping to have a bit of Karaoke. We are going to ask Prince Charles if he would be willing to start the sing-off by covering a Cheryl Cole or Little Mix number.
At 21:00 we will meet at Spearmint Rhino's in order to "re-Group". Its a bit pricey here, so we are expecting that at 22:00 we will head off to the Ministry of Sound for a few hours of hard-core Drum & Bass (bring trainers and white gloves)
Expect the night to end at around 04:00 at a local Doner Kebab House.